An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.
by AndreWithaJ December 15, 2020
the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.
by turtle ryan November 28, 2018
The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)
by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 25, 2018
This is very much like the hand sign of "Awkward Turtle"
It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character
It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right
It is to be used in an awkward situation, when a friend or stranger says or does something that is perceived to be "Gangsta", totally out of their usual or perceived character
It is represented by forming the "Awkward Turtle" position, and moving your hands from left to right
Person 1: Yo, I totally went and saw this illegal drag race last night, this cracker pulled out a gun and we were all like "What the shizz! Be cool! Be cool!"
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*
Person 2: Uhh..
Person 3: Gangsta Turtle! *hand movements*
by isbutteracarb? July 19, 2010
The art of pooping into a woman or mans mouth and them pushing the poop back into your butt using only their tounge
Skorp: We need to do something gross to her..
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....
Tev: Lets give her the old bronze turtle bro...
Skorp: Ewww....
by The Bone Daddy October 07, 2010
Cock Turtling is the term of which is used for when a male slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, mouth or any other orifice. When the cock has become rock hard, like a turtle's shell, the man will proceed to "beat the rabbit" and fuck the orifice as hard as he can until he splurges, therefore beating the rabbit, the rabbit being the girl's interest in the action.
"Hey man, I was walking in your kitchen and I caught you Jenna fucking on the table. What the fuck man?"
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
"Aww dude, I was fuckin' her at that moment, I was cock turtling' her. Going in slow and then BAM right in the kisser."
by Ravnik August 22, 2009
Someone who uses marijuana to fit in often ripped off by dealers and exploited for money, often sold mouldy stemmy leafy and seedy bud as they are inexperianced.
or an inexperianced user
or an inexperianced user
by candlefacedspunkystreet March 07, 2007