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Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.
Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.
by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025
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Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid
Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.
by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024
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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up
omg don’t run to the net about our business
by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024
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net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.
Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.
by pbdrivers December 28, 2017
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spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.
Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
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Caped on the net

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.
1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”
by Instigator642 March 7, 2025
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