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Peppermint handshake

When a blue haired girl gives a man a handshake...

In his pants.
"Wow emily gives the best peppermint handshakes.
by HempWizard May 11, 2014
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Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.
-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.
by theguy889 August 23, 2020
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Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.
Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”
by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019
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Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"
Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!
by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014
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mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob
Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier
by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016
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Wollongong handshake

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.

To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022
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Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.
I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.
by ThunderChief November 27, 2014
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