Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 13, 2022

cookie-faced

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.

Cookie-faced about to go through security

by fmasters September 02, 2019

Cookie Stamping

The act of putting your snatch in the mouth of someone else.

Yo, did you hear that Rebecca was cookie stamping some dude that pasted out with his mouth open last night?

by Joonbuggy April 02, 2011

Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010

Stink Cookie

Another name for someone's anus. Usually used when referring to the act of analingus.

Hey babe, can I munch on your stink cookie tonight. I gotta get the taste of your mothers cooking out of my mouth.

by Stink Monster April 14, 2017

Pink cookie

The tastiest type of cookie. Velvety, soft warm, fun to play with eat and fuck. Yes...pussy

I do love myself a good pink cookie.

by Pinkcookiemuncher September 04, 2018

an unlucky cookie

Jake paul

Jake paul is an unlucky cookie

by nacho cheese with sauce November 20, 2018