Ego Pump

(n.)
1. Someone who gives a person praise so much that the person they're praising becomes a narcissist (whether he/she/they/etc. is purposefully doing it or not).
2. One of the causes for narcissism in children

Ex:
Child: I'm gonna sing a song!
Parents: Go ahead!
Child: *Ear-piercing demonic screeches*
Parents: \o/ Wow! So good! Yay! \o/
Guest (at Parents' house): I think it's time I should leave.

Karen thinks she is so great because her parents were ego pumps.

by Other_Person September 25, 2020

hard pumps

When a male powerfully thrusts his penis into a female's vagina at a slow, meticulous pace. This usually has an orgasmic result.

Oh Riley, I love your hard pumps!!! Give me more!!! OOOH-OOOOH-AHHH-AAHHH

by JD Knights March 23, 2017

beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.

"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"

by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 23, 2017

urban pump

Holding a shotgun and pumping it using only 1 arm

Damn, that nigga did an urban pump!

by dictionarybrah February 22, 2018

pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 22, 2016

Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023