you got knocked the fuck up

when a girl gets pregant by a guy who doesnt give a fuck

dayum R you got knocked the fuck up

by k-k-k April 12, 2006

shut the fuck up

A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently

Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.

Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.

dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.

dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.

by Patrick. October 29, 2004

Light the fuse

Like get it poppin, or lets scrap, basically fightin. Origin: New York, Queens, by Vincent J.E

"Ayo u wanna fight it's wat eva, light the fuse"

by Vincent J. Evelyn June 15, 2007

what the fuck nut

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a what the fuck nut.

3) i just what fuck nut.

by DBAD101 June 29, 2008

WHAT THE FUCK

The words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a penis.

Felipe: What's the bulge coming from the front of your jeans? *poke*
Latasha: My penis...
Felipe: WHAT THE FUCK!? I had sex with you!? Oh my god! What's my dad going to say!? Aw.... shit!

by Hillbilly Killer September 16, 2005

the fuck its

when you dont feel like doing something

greg wanted me to help him build his pool today but i got a case of the fuck its and didnt want to

by travelsizedjoe August 1, 2008

The Full American

When a guy fucks a girl on top of an American flag while holding a shotgun and drinking a beer, then finishes on her face while making the majestic screeching noises of a bald eagle.

"How was it man?"
"Dude, I gave her 'The Full American'"
"DAAAAAAAMN"

by totally not steve August 11, 2014