Slappin The Buse

the act of slapping the male genitalia pretending that it is a bass guitar

Nick: Hey glenn, I am slappin the buse

Glenn: Get Some!

by danny fen fen November 18, 2009

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

by Wutanglou December 13, 2015

mind the business

When you tell someone-in jest- to suck your cock.

Also appropriate in situations when vulgarity is not acceptable ("I wish Suzy the receptionist would mind the business").

When Liz told Kyle to mind his own business, Kyle responded by forefully shoving Liz's head towards his crotch and said, "you mind the business".

by worm sherm September 16, 2008

The Business

The definition of "The Business" is when referring to some that's very good.

You see a really nice jacket, you turn around and say "This jacket is the business"

by gudafi October 27, 2011

the buschs

the consequential morning after drinking busch beer that usually results in rancid gas and/or very unusual (typically runny) excrement release.

jeez whatd you do in here?!
-i have the buschs.

by judofudo February 27, 2012

the busy game

When an individual feels the need to list every possible task that they have to complete within a given time, in order to show-off how "busy" or "important" they are to others, when in reality, we're all fucking busy.

Game is usually played by college students who are power-hungry, need attention constantly, or want recognition for completing tasks that are simple.

Person 1: "I don't know how I am going to get anything done. I have to write a paper, apply to internships, create a website, write another paper, make a presentation, get my haircut, take a nap, drink water, breathe, then I have to apply for a scholarship, then edit my Twitter bio, then adopt a child in a third-world country.........."
Person 2: "Ok, lets not play the busy game. We've all got shit to do. We're all busy, bitch."

by dawgyjaydawgy May 12, 2018

The Buscemi

When you put your penis head on the bridge of your partners nose making them go cross eyed like Steve Buscemi

“Did you you fuck?” “Even better, we did The Buscemi”

by The Bucemster May 20, 2019