August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 01, 2011

ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 24, 2015

The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.

Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet November 01, 2020

Fuck Ugly

When something is so ugly that when you see it, it actively makes you mutter "Fuck." due to the enormous amount of stress caused by knowing it's horrid existence and the fact that people will meet this thing. "Fuck" is also muttered for the creator as an obligation since the creator clearly should've realized he/she has fucked up while making it and stopped making it.

Oliver: Hey Jacob have you seen Sonic in the new movie?
Jacob: No. Why?
Oliver: I'm telling you Sonic is Fuck Ugly dude.

-later on-

*Oliver sees the new Sonic
Oliver: Fuck

by Echolitus May 02, 2019

Bump Uglies

Bogan or redneck term for sex.

Bumping Uglies is the term for doing it right now.

Wanna go and Bump Uglies?

I can hear the neighbours Bumping Uglies.

by Chookie D Bomb July 04, 2021

Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face

That man is one ugly bastard

by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018

Wall of Ugly

The group of less desirable women who surrounds the queen bee at bars or other social gatherings in order to protect her from the less desirable men.

I wanted to talk to the blond at the party, but I could not get through the wall of ugly.

by permester July 30, 2006