Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.

David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"

by Mangokalsong October 15, 2022

Circle Tactics

The stupidest idea ever. It's just another fucking word for the blitzkrieg.

wow circle tactics

by Ascendancy 30 Lore July 30, 2022

tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

by patcat December 10, 2019

Tactical tea.

A tea you make, while on duty at work ,which isn't a scheduled break ,both fast and efficient a cheeky tactical hurts noone and improves staff morale and productivity.

"I'm going to make a tactical mate ,hold the fort"

Tactical tea.

by Microwavedbacon February 24, 2023

tactical boot

Where a man or woman or whatever decides they have had enough of being pissed and either want to complete a activity in need of sobriety in order to complete said activity. They might need to drive home. Or simply go to bed.

Fuck man gotta drive home. Let me chuck a tactical boot to be safe.
This is also known as a taccy boot

by used oatmeal August 18, 2023

Tactical

When you’ve had one too many and you need to get it out of your system ( a fingers down the throat job )

Girl 1: Wow Lucy you chugged that litre of Vodka pretty quick

Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour

by it_should’ve_stayed_undefined December 29, 2019