Anal Surprise

When someone or something goes up your ass without you knowing

God dammit Henry Jim got himself an Anal Surprise yesterday.

by the ghostly February 12, 2018

magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

Crown Surprise

to add one chicken nugget to the top middle of any sandwich (usually beef) at Burger King

Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."

Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."

by Balkman January 9, 2009

Shia Surprise!

Wait, he isn't dead!!

Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes

by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021

Ground surprise

Something a pet (normally dog) finds and eats off the floor/ground (typically when outside) and is normally eaten very quickly before the human can take it away.

She found another ground surprise! I think it was a chicken bone again!

by Viviyin December 25, 2021

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

KC Surprise

A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.

I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.

by BigbeardedBoy August 11, 2019