Scummy lummys

Some dumb word my friend says

SCUMMY LUMMYS

by Mrbunz January 3, 2019

stum lock

When you get hit in the genital area and it feels like your testicles are locked inside your stomach

Friend 1: Hey man are you alright?
Friend 2: Yea, Gary punched me in the balls and now I have stum lock

by fuwefowepcbwopc January 6, 2019

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

stimm

When people are doing something outside the ordinary, When someone is having too much energy!

Det e sånt stimm på grabben

by R-block April 20, 2019

Stmmtay

“Songs that makes me think about you”.

I named the playlist for the person I love stmmtay, so no one would know it was for them.

by user2611079 August 15, 2019

Shumming

Shum or Shumming is when you shit and cum at the same time.

Person one: yo bro how was your shit
Person two: not good I was caught shumming by my parents.

by Big hungas November 4, 2019

slummit

To reach the very bottom of something. A low point.

After Jake lost his job and his wife left him, he really reached the slummit.

by Aswingkido January 27, 2020