by The slangisst January 27, 2022
Get the Strapsmug. When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024
Get the GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!mug. Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023
Get the Dual Action Strapmug. by Jackson Junglist December 18, 2019
Get the strapsmug. “Wow that’s girl was all over me!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
“Yeah she’s such a man eater.”
“But I’m a girl, so she’s a strap eating goddess!”
“Lol you wild!”
by Zoe Gawd November 27, 2017
Get the Strap Eating Goddessmug. 1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021
Get the goomba strapmug. Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
Get the Ratchet Strap Retardedmug.