The daddy strap

The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.

“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”

by TML88 July 7, 2018

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Strap trap

A guy who is looking to get pegged

Ryan is a strap trap, he posts pictures of his butthole all day.

by femalenhancement March 13, 2023

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

Strapped

The act of being fucked by a strap-on

She strapped me good

by ID54 October 15, 2022

Strap game

Ones ability to fuck with a strap on; usually as a lesbian top

Woman 1: I know that it's impossible, but your strap game is so good that I think that I'm pregnant

by Definitely not OT's alt September 25, 2025

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024