straight to the dugout

a term used to describe when you go straight for anal sex on the first date without first a kiss, fondling, etc

"She pissed me off so much on our first date I decided to skip first base, second base, third, and home for that matter and went straight to the dugout"

by nutjobfaroo November 29, 2013

Straight X

Disatisfaction with a particular issue. Can be used for people and events.

Similar to sack and straight sack
Can be spelt using str8 X

Matthew: Do u wanna go movies?
Max: straight X

Matthew: What do u think bout mike?
Max: That guy is a Straight X

by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019

Straight Head

1. A goody-goody.
2. A sober person.

1. Man don't be a straight head...

2. Bro I've been a straight head all day.

by BERTBOY! September 21, 2019

Straight Fuelin

A completely made up phrase to annoy all the Millennials in your life. Who knows, maybe it will take off! Could mean anything you want it to. Let's get creative!

I heard that new taco restaurant is "straight fuelin'!"

by Millennial Crusher April 10, 2023

Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Straight Brag

A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.

April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"

Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."

April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."

by BossMan916 December 14, 2012