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simple plan

1. A mainstream pop band with no talent bragging bout their lives.

2. Poser "rock band"

3. Fans have an IQ lower than 70 or severe mental retardation.
A typical Simple Plan fangirl: Ohhhhhhhh they're not mainstream they have real talent and are better than Deep Purple and Zeppelin. Simple Plan fans are mentally retarded.
by Splashicious September 27, 2011
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Simple Plan

A Canadian Pop-Punk band consisting of 5 members.
-Pierre Bouvier
-David Desrosiers
-Chuck Comeau
-Jeff Stinco
-Sebastien Lefebrve

They have have 3 albums out.
-No pads, No helmets, just balls.
-Sill not getting any...
-Simple plan.
They also have a 'Live in japan' album out.


This band is often classified as Untalented or Whiney because of thier lyrics.
But, The people who often state this do not realize that the band wrote these so called 'immature' lyrics when they were in thier teens. They also dont realize that they write music that thier fans can connect to.
Simple plan has many other talented songs that are not thier hit singles.
Thier music deals with issues that happen in everyday life.
Thier songs are easy to relate to, and they dont have overly dramatic lyrics. They state what they need to say simply, yet thier words have a powerful affect on the people who listen to it.
Simple plan has hit songs such as, 'Im just a kid, 'shut up', and 'Welcome to my life.'
by xMadlikeahatter August 3, 2008
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stompled

1:when somone is stompled they are trampled aswell as being stamped on.therefore a large group of people intentionly run over a person while stamping there feet.
We stompled him.
i was stompled,they stompled him goood.
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Simple Plan

A Canadian band consisting of five members.

It doesn't only appeal to 12 year olds.

They play songs that most people can relate to, and not some stupid (rap) song about flirting with a girl.

They also have talent and they don't care what other people say about them, they play the music for themselves not anyone else.

They play songs that actually has a value like,
Crazy and Untitled.

Pft, who said Canadian bands sucked, the reality is you suck shit.

Whiny person: Canadian bands SUCK!
Simple Plan Fan and a Canadian: How? Example?
Whiny person: Errrmmm Avril SuCkS!
Simple Plan Fan and a Canadian: She's not even a BAND you retard.
by Jennifer08 July 18, 2008
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Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.
"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"
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simple plan

an amazing band that gets a bad rap because they DONT sing about having sex, doing drugs, killing people, etc. they sing music that helps their fans through hard times (at least it helped me), im not sure if that was their goal, but that is the effect, thus giving them the look that they think their lives suck as some people say, but they never said they were singing about themselves. they are one of both mine and my girlfriend's favorite bands and those of you who spend the time to write these deffinitions putting them down, FUCK YOU! and, should the actual band be reading this, there is one thing i have left to say, keep on rockin!
Me: did you go to that simple plan concert last night?

Fag: no, they suck, they only sing about how hard their lives ARENT! haha did you see how i did that? im so funny and cool, unlike simple plan! haha, there i go again!

Me: Fuck you
by im mintyfresh bitches! February 12, 2010
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.
Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!
by FreeBSD user June 22, 2004
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