staunch cunt

(n) elite raver; puts the word "hardcore" to shame.

phat pants + huge pupils + enthusiastic demeanor + knows far more about the music than you + still awake *at least* a full day after you got tired and went home, and showing no signs of slowing down = staunch cunt.

"hey man, what's that place like?"
"crazy, man. full of staunch cunts."

by paul of the jungle April 4, 2005

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Stunt

A person who personnifies a stupid cunt, a portmanteau of both words, the term is used to identify someone who personnifies a vagina of little to no intellect. In cases, 'stunt man' or 'stunt woman' may be applied to both genders interchangeably. This is actually how stunt people received the name of their profession; their overwhelming impotence and purposelessness as stupid cunts led them to this career path, because they are highly expendable.

Did you see Janet's tits during the Superbowl performance? What a brazen stunt!

by StuntMaster October 12, 2012

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stunt

to drive crazy while swerving, crashing, and breaking stuff in the process. must still be able to walk out alive. an unoffical and unpaid stunt car driver of sorts.

i showed that rock how to stunt under my car.

by xcrash August 1, 2005

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stunt crew

Very good comedyplaza production on humor.org.uk, also the name of the wannabee stunt crew of harrytown, who stole the concept. can be used as a stregnthener.

"Ill take 2 stunt crews in my tea"
"STUNT CREW YOU!!"
"How are you stunt-criddley crewin'?"

by Zam February 28, 2003

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stunted punk

A "stunted punk" is a class of poseur of the most vile sort. Filled with grandiose malapropisms, crippled by poor hygiene and and a penchant for gagging themselves upon their own feet.

I've never been a fan of that kid, you know- the stunted punk?

by Dr. Tutu December 3, 2005

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