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An overpriced coffee that makes you poop immediately
10 Ways To Make Yourself Poop ASAP:
1. Drink Starbucks
Starbucks by Fenjae November 23, 2021

Starbucks water 

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.
Starbucks water by Air handler December 9, 2021
a place for rich basic white girls to buy expensive drinks and post about it all over Instagram and makes it their whole personality.
Emily: I'm going to go to Starbucks are you coming?
Rebecca: totally
Emily: I'm gonna get the pumpkin spice latte, you know for the autumn vibes
Rebecca: omg totally, make sure you put a cute filter on it when you post it on insta
starbucks by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022
an overrated coffee place where the female white folk like to congregate. going inside a Starbucks is like getting flashbanged by the crazy amounts of white people in line to get their frappuccino or whatever the fuck they get.
heyyyyyyy amanda wanna go to starbucks

yaassssss queeennnn

me: shut the fuck up
starbucks by Cheese Wonton May 24, 2022
They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.
Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
Starbucks by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022

Starbucks Frosty Pop 

A delicious, creamy treat for a hot, hot day that will leave you licking your lips for hours.
Calder gave me a Starbucks Frosty Pop