mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

stalker

someone who repeatedly is harassing you by following you around and looking through the windows of your house . commonly named ava

hey man did you see ava martin was looking thru addi’s windows the other day she’s kinda a stalker

by anonymous__007 February 5, 2021

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

by deavon982 November 4, 2013

music stalker

music which has the same effect of gang stalking or stalking in general

The music you heard somewhere else with the same theme to harasses you is considered music stalking, the person who does it is called music stalker

by jeffersonson October 14, 2019

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012