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Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Spunk Fucker

The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches
Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!
by blubberbutt321 June 6, 2011
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Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.
🤦 ♂what a spunk knuckle.
by Martoon32 March 21, 2021
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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025
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Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female
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A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK

Titanic shoyld have been a documentry abut A Casket Of Nathan's SPUNK
by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
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