spongebob

A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the talent

A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life

Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.

by Retrospect July 10, 2005

The Sponge

a word used to describe a guy who sleeps with any and all girls possible. He has absorbed STD's from all walks of life...

How could you sleep with The Sponge?? Perfect for describing tattooed bartenders who your friends sleep with...

by Pam5831 July 29, 2008

Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)

Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.

by Sakeeya March 29, 2012

sponge bob

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

by Detroit Definer January 30, 2007

sponge bob square pants

to live in a pineapple, under the sea

Aqua Man

by Poppin Fresh April 26, 2003

spongebob

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007

Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.

Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.

by RagMeRock December 3, 2004