by BSAbradybunch August 2, 2020

Guy 1: Hey have you played Sonic Forces: Speed Battle?
Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...
Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...
by BSPD95 June 14, 2018

When you and the homies gather together for the night and take it in turns pumping eachothers ass whilst saying various quotes from the sonic adventure 2 cutscene sequences.
by Fuckbitches224 July 20, 2020

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!
When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves
Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!
Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs
Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 2, 2019

Khadiza's mile time is 8min 36sec, but she's less than 5 feet! She runs like sonic!
Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!
Oh man look at that midget go! She runs like sonic!
by Alfonzo Anal July 31, 2016

by Monkeysex1 June 1, 2009

My chao are so tired of my playing this game,that there are 4 million glitches in a 1-hour play.
knuckles is so sexy in this game!Tails is too!!The only sucky character is big cause you see his fat ass in the plots but you cant play with his cock lookin ass.
RIGHT ON SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE!!!!
knuckles is so sexy in this game!Tails is too!!The only sucky character is big cause you see his fat ass in the plots but you cant play with his cock lookin ass.
RIGHT ON SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE!!!!
by lannatheechidna January 17, 2007
