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Soft Gainz

When one is swole, but more fat than muscle.
Wow guy 1, your arms are huge!

Guy 2: to bad they're soft Gainz!
by Jake0500 August 22, 2016
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Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.
Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.
by Pitmonkey December 16, 2009
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Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018
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Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.
Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.
by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021
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soft style

A severely desperate act of making sexual intercourse happen with a soft dick.
Hey sweetie I lost my Cialis, let's just try it soft style.
by Bangerben July 6, 2015
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soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.
Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"
by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013
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soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.
My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.
by Urban General August 24, 2022
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