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snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
by littlejimmie August 4, 2019
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I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.
Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise

The Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise uses the Neti Hot Pot at the conclusion of a blow job while standing upright. While getting your nob slobbed, have a Neti Hot Pot handy. Right before you blow your load, tilt your head to the side and use Neti Hot Pot. The hot diarrhea will enter your top nostril and travel through nasal cavity and exit out of your bottom nostril, then falling down and covering the giver of the blow job with a nice coating of snotty diarrhea. While they are being covered they are also receiving a hot load of cum in their mouth.

I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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snot doppler

The act of ejaculatulating in a girls nose. Then her sucking it back through her throat. Hack it out into their hand, and then receive an old fashion.
by BNKD November 26, 2013
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Fanny snot

A thick like mucus that is squirted with a magma of enthusiasm. Usually similar consistency and colour variations as snot from the nose.
It was meant to be a birthday present but, all Maddox got was Amy’s fanny snot
by Dirtyfry June 15, 2021
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snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014
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The snot rocket

When u blow a fat load cum into a girl’s nostrils and fart in her mouth so the air from the fart pushes the nut out of her nostrils mimicking a snot rocket
by Yeger August 26, 2025
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