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sifter

verb.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.

2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.

2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
by PlumTea May 29, 2004
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fart sniffer

a person who is always looking to sniff a fart.
What are you sniffing at, are you a fart sniffer?
by squirtmouth May 23, 2015
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Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.
George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month
by muffdiver69 April 11, 2013
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Sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for sniffing their own or their partners jizz, ass juice lady jizz or all of the above mixed together. After a good ramming they may tend to rub a hand over their nasty region pull it up to their face and sniff hard.
i cant believe my gf is a fucking sniffer
by zoltan112 October 5, 2011
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kidney shifter

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"
by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006
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panty sniffer

Former name of Limp Bizkit... er, I mean, limpbizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Because Fred Durst is a tool.
Apperantly, I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie.
by Paco I am not October 7, 2003
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Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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