nitch slapping

When a man is having sex in the missionary position, and the balls are smacking the girls asshole

dude, i was nitch slapping last night

by urmomonmycock September 18, 2010

Sapping

The process of being relieved of semen through inexplicable pain. Mostly involuntary.

"I don't remember what happened, I just know waking up to extensive tubing around my genitalia, they were sapping my semen"

by AlyssaFey72 December 28, 2016

oh snappin' bird.

only the coolest pharse ever. related to, oh snap, oh shnap, and, mockingbird.

oh snappin' bird, i lost my pen!

by timmy November 30, 2003

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016