Snail Dick

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

by tobo4564564 April 1, 2009

Snailey

In relation to a snail; slow in nature; so slow that it can be annoying!

Kevin is such a snailey!

by Stephx86 October 23, 2005

Snailer

An attractive individual who with nothing but a glance can get you a little wet leaving a snail trail like stain in your undies

OMG that guy made me snail he must be a Snailer

by Benbo swaggings June 10, 2016

Snail trail

Titty fucking your female partner after taking a shit and not wiping your ass.

“Ronaldo left a snail trail on his wife”

by A and a February 25, 2020

Sparkling snail trail

After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.

Last night I was banging on this skank from the bar and i left a sparkling snail trail on her back.

by capt.a October 17, 2010

Fail Snail

The victim of a future (possibly fatal) fail that everyone but the victim sees coming a from mile away.

Rednecks are the largest known colony of fail snails.

by The Fail Farm March 4, 2011

slow child snail

A person that walks especially slow, usually on the way to a Starbucks, pet store, or local attraction. In order to be a slow child snail, one must be with a friend and/or younger brother/sister. Most slow child snail incidents occur on the same day as a sighting of a whole nerd of bad boys.

Lilli and Jebediah were walking like slow child snails

by Spiedr November 30, 2006