sleeving

to live in someone's house and pay them with sexual favors in lieu of rent.

Cindy was sleeving at Rob's place for almost two years.

by smankre December 1, 2006

Sleeping Bag

Someone who is a complete whore who will sleep and flirt with anyone to get what they want.

That chick is such a Sleeping Bag, she fuckedher boss last night just to get a small raise.

by Dirk Bagelz May 9, 2009

FB Sexting

commenting back and forth of two or more parties in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

FB Sexting

Wall Post: Gabe- "I wish you would have come to my tent"

Comments:Allison- "me too, I hear your the best"

Gabe- "there is always next year"

Allison- "I can't wait, your Muay Thai turns me on"

by welterweightpdx August 3, 2010

Sleeping pill overdose

This is something that actually happened to me.

I was sick with a cold one day so i decided to take some Nyquil to go to sleep. But i took too much, and can't remember anything that happened the night before.

Dude i can't remember shit...must have been a sleeping pill overdose.

by .Midian. March 30, 2011

Business Sexting

A sexual text-message that, if discovered, may not be read into as being sexual, but merely business-related.

My girlfriend found my phone last night. Thank God my secretary and I were only business sexting things like, "Make sure to check in all the drawers for my files," and "I'll be sure to bring cookies to the meeting.

by Savvy Gavy August 3, 2010

Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.

Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.

by theDAN78 November 5, 2009

Sleeping Jesus

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.

1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"

by Consiglieri July 20, 2008