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wank skank

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner
you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!
by ashthetash June 3, 2014
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skank shift

A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."
There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.
by Jim F. December 6, 2006
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Skank Moocher

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.
Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.
by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023
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pussy skank

Teresa is such a pussy skank!
by Eni6Ma October 21, 2018
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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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skanks in the center

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."

(skanks run to the middle and laugh)

anon: skanks in the center!!
by battletortoise May 14, 2008
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hidden skank

A girl who sleeps around with every guy possible, but isn't classified as a whore or skank because of her high academics such as being ranked or near the rank of a valedictorian which hides the skankness.
Abigail: "That asshole cheated on me with bitch ass Stacy."

Daun: "Valedictorian Stacy?"

Abigail: "YES!"

Daun: "OMG, she was with Bret like a few days ago. She is such a hidden skank."
by Vanity_$ January 23, 2009
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