shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

Ass Skin

What happens when your ass is sun burnt and it begins to peel. The skin that peels is known as "ass skin".

"Marissa's ass is burnt so she is peeling her ass skin"

by Brad1832 November 2, 2013

Skinning Cock

Loafing, Messing Around, Wasting Time

Hey, are you guys going to help me run this cable or are you going to stand around all day Skinning Cock?

by [e-mail] March 28, 2015

skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

Skin nap

When you are at a music festival and get the urge. You and your partner slip into the tent for a little Afternoon Delight.

Phoebe and I had a quick skin nap inbetween sets.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018