bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

Simpusation

A word which describes the acc(usation) of being a (simp)leton.

Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.

by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020

simpulous

A combination of simply and fabulous.

That dinner you cooked last night was simpulous.

by Sir E. Bellum April 27, 2010

Stimpus

A cringey situation.

Daddy you do know that meme is tots stimpus right?

by FLOP756 June 22, 2016

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Sympussy

A blend of sympathy and pussy. You’ve had a rough time so your girl treats you with some pussy as sympathy.

Guy -“Hey babe, I’ve had a really bad day”
Girl -“Aw don’t worry, why don’t I hit you with some sympussy?”

by Jordz&Willz May 29, 2018

Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.

Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020