Tom Simons

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."
by the giver of facts January 23, 2022
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Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse
"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."
by can stand for attention October 29, 2009
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scott simon

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...
by SlumLordBillionaire May 16, 2018
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simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!
you suck at playing simon's quest.
by mikey martinez February 26, 2008
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Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.
by Kris CDC October 06, 2020
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Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.
by Kris CDC October 06, 2020
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Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.
There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
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