Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

Short peenie

A dick that is so small that it is classified as a peenie and a short peenie is a chode but smaller than visible

That dude probably has a short peenie

by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

Medium-Short

A medium - short is a short medium.

person 1: that's a Medium-Short sandwhich
eg 2: You Finished the race just medium short of first.

by Dizzardary October 20, 2022

Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Short Chinned

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.

Look at him ,he's short chinned like a motherfucker. Must be from Hamilton

by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019