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Shifty Yemenite

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a jew that descends from yemen but settles in great neck ny (see sneaky yemenite) who also takes up FIFA 10 for PS3. Shifty yemenites usually win by shady moves and bullshit calls by Jew referees.
Tony: Should I play Roi in Fifa 10 tonight?

Jesse: No way. He is a Shifty Yemenite and will likely beat you with Van Persie.
by rootzoo December 28, 2010
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Acid Shits

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(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.
Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.

Guy2-Weak dude.

Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.
by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006
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Subway Shits

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when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"
by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011
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Hawaiian way to say The Shit - notice the failure to differentiate plural from singular, (due to the heavy Pidgin speaking population on the islands)
Wow, I found $900.00 in the wallet I ripped-off from that tourist! That's the shits!
by str8uph8 April 27, 2009
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two shits and a fuck

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Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
by D.J. B May 25, 2007
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shits

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What the fuck are those shits?

Take a look at these shits.
by BrownEye4U April 28, 2006
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get the shits

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Australian, v, used in accordince with with someone to get angry, pissed off, snakey, dirty
When Ryan Adams or Pete Murray get rotation on triple J , I most definately...get the shits.
by herbie August 31, 2004
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