Shart Cult

The Shart Cult is an organization formed in mid 2018, not declared official until late 2018.
The Shart Cult is a public group formed by many intelligent individuals, seeking enlightenment and awareness of the cursed kinks of the internet, and is at constant turf war against the Piss Cult.
Members of the ShartCult change their usernames daily, so it may not be possible to discover them unless you ask around Instagram.
Most members are part of the LGBT community, are furries, and have ironic kinks (some unironic)
The Shart Cult and Piss Cult are enemies, due to a differentiation in morals, kinks, political beliefs and regionality.

Have you heard of the Shart Cult?
No, the Piss Cult is better anyways

by Wesley Measles (contact on IG) December 3, 2018

rim shart

A type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one only hits the rim on the anus. You can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.

Dude, I sharted at her crib but it was only a rim shart! Whew!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

by Sookrims May 11, 2009

jello shart

Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.

Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"

Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"

Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"

Alli: "My pants are brown...."

by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010

shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.

Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.

by Bubber22 May 8, 2017

shart bundle

The art of taking pure Trash, combining it with other Trash, and attempting to sell it Online.

Wow, John sure created a Shart Bundle in the bathroom of his RV!

by Marsha Brady's Pillowcase October 23, 2019

phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 4, 2021