Discovery Shaft

A penis going into a new hole.

Can you go in my back door with your Discovery Shaft?

by Badbandit123 May 20, 2021

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

shaft buddies

When women have sex with the same guy

Girl: hey I had sex with Steve

Other girl: hey so did I that makes us shaft buddies

by Tybra December 31, 2023

frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.

Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 20, 2017

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018