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a vestir santos

spanish phrase which refers to a woman who never married and is of an advanced age, an old maid. It literally means "one who dresses saints." In the past when a woman was unmarried she often dedicated her time to her local church and its maintenance and so this term became adopted.
"so did Juanita finally get married?"

"No, era maricon, she's just you know, there, a vestir santos..."

"pity.."
by MintyLeila July 1, 2005
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Santos

The Hispanic equivalent of a Chad or Bro
The beer pong team of Chad and Santos just got their popped collars and Kanye glasses handed to them!
by Newginz November 5, 2011
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Super Senior

A Senior from the previous school year that should be a freshmen in college or sticking around the town in which their parents reside in. Usually hangs out with High Schoolers or has a High School girlfriend and hangs out her with everyday.
Me: "Damn is that Kyle? He graduated like three years... He went to Community College and dropped out."

Friend: "Yeah man he's such a Super Senior."
by chillinbrah August 24, 2011
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santo

A man with a fucked up mind. He goes around saying anything that comes to mind, no matter how reatrded or disbelievable it may sound.
Santo: "What if that lolipop you were eating somehow came alive and started screaming in your mouth with a bloodcurtling scream 'help it hurts'?"

Everyone else: "Dude what the fuck????"
by Doofniggah October 14, 2011
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senton

a wreslting move were you jump froward lay down in the air and land on your back on your oppt.
bubba ray just sentoned trish
by xion May 7, 2005
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Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 11, 2006
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SENIO12

Spelling of "SENIOR" used for the graduating Class of 2012. The "R" is replaced by "12" since the combination of letters resembles the final letter.
At a pep-rally, a group of legal and almost legal senior girls each wearing a letter or number on their shirt spell out: " S. E . N . I . O .12 " or "SENIO12"
by The BIGGEST Big MAC August 11, 2011
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