Natural Selection

An incredibly ugly person that looks that they evolved in a bad way compared to the rest of man-kind

DAMN He’s ugly he looks like he got hit by natural selection.

by yourlocaldilf May 3, 2023

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.

PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack

by bigjeff May 10, 2005

Semen OD

During the Tribal Ganging banging of the local Sex slaves, a feamle willingly gobbles up the semem of adolesent men causeing her Blood/Semen level to reach a unimaginable amount of 85% which is in essence instead of blood running through her veins the hot thick sticky gooey milky man juice flows through her as swiftly as a river causing her to no longer be able to Taste any kinds of beverages but is given to her by the one-eyed milkman, even that of the strongest alchohal can not be tasted, only the jizzzim from a mans scrotum. This OD makes the female sex slaves no loger human but SEMEN LORDS.

The local sex slave shinaqua SEMEN ODed last night and is now a semen lord.

by Syz3rgY June 12, 2006

Snorkeling Semen

When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen

When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

semen puking asshole dickhead

good polite way of calling someone a douchebag

by Big Bear July 15, 2003

selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them

Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing

by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010

semen

Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!

Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!

by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) October 2, 2005