Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

cut your safety

take yours/someone's virginity

commonly used in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor is really into his new girlfriend and they want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, and I wanna cut your safety"

Megan: "OMG! I was thinking the same. Can I cut your safety babe?"

Connor: "My safety was cut with Allie back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

cut your safety

the act of taking/losing yours/someone's virginity

common term in the hockey locker room

Example: Connor and his girlfriend Megan are getting pretty serious and want to take things to the next level.

Connor: "Megan you're a rocket, absolute dime piece, let me cut your safety on Friday night I have a free spot"

Megan: "OMG babe, I have been thinking the same thing. Can I cut your safety?"

Connor: "Allie already cut my safety back in freshman year"

by hockeyconnor1 December 14, 2022

Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.

Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022

safety atheist

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

Safety

Yeah, harm is bound to happen.

Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023