The safety sacrifice was the never accomplished because that ass is so fucking big. Who wants to be one one to make it to the pussy. Safety moms ass is enormous
by Covid Sham Artist August 26, 2025

by random f1 fan July 18, 2022

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).
Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.
by Paterico December 9, 2008

Hym "I do not give a fuck about what your number 1 concern is. I am not here to keep you safe and I am not here to labor indefinitely for nothing. Your strategy of delay gratification to the grave isn't going to work on enough people for long enough and your safety is entirely dependent on whether or not someone is motivated to harm you."
by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

by TouchofPoseidon August 10, 2022

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance
3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited
6. Be careful beware of safety
7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance
3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited
6. Be careful beware of safety
7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

by chco February 18, 2022
