Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Straight

A "sexuality" that implies that trans woman aren't real woman and that trans men aren't real men.

In other words, it's just transphobia and an excuse to mock the LGBTQ+ community

Person: I'm super straight
Person 2: Just say you're transphobic and go

by Sandstar March 10, 2021

Super Straights

NOUN social rejects, given to people who are transphobic, and most likely abelist.

Hey, have you heard of Super Straights? They're mega cringe.

by I CANT REGISTER A NAME GRGRGRG March 12, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight, or SS, is a made-up sexuality that was made to justify homophobia.

Jake: *puts Super Straight flag as pfp*
James: Why did you change your profile pic? That's messed up dude.
Jake: nah ur just a simp
James: nah you're just too insecure to accept others.

by insert.handle.here March 16, 2021

Super straight

A excuse to be transphobic by making a fake sexuality against transgender women and men

James: Yo, would you date a trans woman?
Jack: Hell no. I’m super straight, I’d never date a trans woman
James: That’s transphobic dude. Not cool

by heymamas123 March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight - Person who is attracted to cisgender people(males who identify as men and females who identify as women).

- I am super straight.
- What does that mean?
- I am attracted to cisgender people.

by Psydonkweel March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A transphobic “sexuality” that singles out trans men and women. People who identify as this are only attracted to cis women or cis men.

This sexuality is not real. Trans women are real women. Trans men are real men. Being attracted to a trans person doesn’t make you any less straight. If you identify as this, you’re just looking to be a dick.

Guy 1: I’m super straight.

Guy 2: Isn’t that transphobic?

Guy 1: Nah, I would date a trans girl. Only NATURALLY born women.

Guy 2: Sounds transphobic.

by diormark March 7, 2021