hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

Wanna blow this popsicle stand?

Want to get out of here? Want to leave this current establishment/place?

Hey, i'm bored of the girls in here, wanna blow this popsicle stand?

by pjane2209 June 3, 2009

I'd stand on it

To act of wanting to have sexual relations with person of interest.

Bro you see that chick?!
Yeah dude, "I'd stand on it."

by LRJS July 9, 2010

Fort Night Stand

A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.

Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"

Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."

by sourdieselkid January 6, 2011

Kick Stand

Whilst in the doggy style position with your other, have her lift up one leg so now she has only one leg for support. Now in this position slide one of your feet beside her supporting foot and in one smooth motion sweep her foot out from under her sending her crashing into the floor or head board.

I gave my ex the kick stand last night and it rocked.

by Kaboble April 7, 2009

let me stand next to your fire

The phrase is taken from the Jimi Hendrixx song 'Let me stand next to your fire.' In this case, 'fire' refers to a joint or a blunt, and by saying 'let me stand next to your fire', you are asking to get a hit of what they are smoking.

(To a person smoking a blunt, or joint.)
"Hey Joe, let me stand next to your fire."

by Jim Rhodes February 14, 2008

Lemonade Stand

The art of having a female sucks one's cock while she is urinating.

Man, your girlfriend gave me one hell of a lemonade stand last week. She received her payment in her mouth.

by RoIePIay August 31, 2011