wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
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Spread

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.
If Bob sees Flo Layed Down.

Flo just spread her legs and How it is.
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Whore-spread

The amount of whores one man can have at one night in a strip club.
"Dude, did you see his whore-spread last night? Phenomenal!"

"Yo, my friend said he would cover my whore-spread tonight! Idiot!"
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Get bread spread on

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.
"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."
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Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.
Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.
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Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.
Would you like my love spread ?
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God spreading

Dude, stop god spreading the car is already stuffy.
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