Person 1: I was looking at this sick Ferrari, it's only $350K. I want it sooo bad!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!
Person 2: Dude, you can barely make rent, you don't have $350K.
Person 1: Naw, I know. I was just browser shopping. Look at how clean it is!
Person 2: Ahhh. Let me see it!
by ringtail November 20, 2014
A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
They are quite literally the mother of all tools .
Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
Ben: "Yeah what a tool "
Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"
by not a chance man September 18, 2009
the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face
Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...
Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes
Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?
Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'
Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com
Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes
Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?
Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'
Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com
by UkuleleShops January 23, 2012
by K4do December 27, 2022
He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.
by uttam maharjan December 08, 2011
Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?
by Perhaps a pedophile January 30, 2018
The manly art of going out the week before Christmas and buying yourself a gift that you really, really want thus causing your friends/family to return the one that they bought you that you hadn't opened yet.
Him: "So I really wanted a new leather coat and I saw this on a Christmas Eve sale and bought it for myself. It's my way of Christman shopping"
Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"
Her: "I guess the one that I bought for you can go to the homeless shelter for Christmas. At least they'll appreciate it"
by GUK S. December 23, 2009