Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it
friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"
by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011
mugGet the Homeward bound shittermug.
1. Term specifically used in soccer for badly beating another team.
2. Having sex with a dirty slut in a Port-O-Potty.
1. "So how was the game today?"
"We won 5-0, we were Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter all game long."

2. "That ho was slutty. She wanted it so bad I had to pull the car over and I was Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter."
by Bad Andy November 7, 2007
mugGet the Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter.mug.

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.
Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…
by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022
mugGet the blow the shitter upmug.

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.
by donionrings April 4, 2019
mugGet the Two-Shitter-Quittermug.

Honk Kong no-shitter

A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.
John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.
by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004
mugGet the Honk Kong no-shittermug.

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
mugGet the Closet Panic Shittermug.

Wit-shitter

That small Country city in the middle of nowhere, Somewhere around South Central Kansas Referred to on the map as Wichita
Oh great we are moving to Wit-shitter
by Jellyphant July 27, 2003
mugGet the Wit-shittermug.

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