Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.

Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol

by Sookrims May 11, 2009

rim shart

A type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one only hits the rim on the anus. You can recover by walking gingerly to the bathroom and cleaning your dirty bung before it hits the cotton.

Dude, I sharted at her crib but it was only a rim shart! Whew!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010

Shart Stain

Residue left after sharting your pantaloons.

I stole a dinky dino and got too excited and ended up creating a shart stain in my pantaloons

by shartstain69 October 10, 2011

jello shart

Farting with excess poo drippage going onto your undergarments while taking a jello shot.

Sammy: "I can't believe the Sun Devils won today, let's party bros!"

Alli: "Hey guys, I brought us jello shots! One, two three, CHEERS!"

Carla: "OMG, poo! I hope these don't make me jello shart!"

Alli: "My pants are brown...."

by Sac Shittles February 05, 2010

Oral Shart

Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.

Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.

by Patty Mayonnaise August 11, 2015

phantom shart

The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.

Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."

by Yikes__ June 04, 2021

sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 07, 2023