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Thick Thighs Save Lives

A religion consisting of virgin men where the fat in women's thighs is treated as a sacred item. Worship is done over the praise of waifus, as well as through religious wars against "Oppai is truth" (Big boobs) and "Flat is justice" (Flat Boobs) fought over the internet.
- "So who's your waifu?"
- "Rikka from Gridman, Thick thighs save lives man."
-"You chose the girl you adore based on the fat in her body?"
-"Ya"
-"Bro same"
by ThatOneCharmingGuy August 28, 2020
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the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."
dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!
by memorybabe September 11, 2011
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to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
by Sexydimma October 2, 2020
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Captain save a hoe

Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.
My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.
by Ccgirl101 October 27, 2018
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to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester
mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
by Sexydimma October 2, 2020
mugGet the to save your sinking Titanicmug.
What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."
"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."
by Uma Glurman November 12, 2004
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on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday
'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'
by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006
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