Evan Sausage

The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.

Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

sausage muffler

The act of sticking a dick in your ass or pussy before a fart or queef.

Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.

by Terms from work January 22, 2023

Sausage Taco

When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.

James' mom & I made sausage tacos last Friday. They were HOT!

by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013

Peppered Sausage

a big ol shlong covered in poo from their partners anus

"Oh man, when I laid that hooker last night I got myself a peppered sausage."

by UncleHitleR March 29, 2015

Tight sausage

A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights

Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage

by WHATTHEFUUUUUCCCCKKKK April 18, 2017

meat sausage

The genitalia of a man, specifically the penis. It is similar to a wiener, but significantly larger and plumper and often has a slight curve. Meat sausage.

Did you see that guy's meat sausage? It was the size of a kubasa.

by dude9er October 1, 2013

Dirty sausage

When yo is tripping so hard that you end up covering your man love in mud by rolling in the gutter

Dam dog yo gone and givin your self a "dirty sausage" I told you too get off the hedge

by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016