Rusty Piano

The female counterpart to the rusty trombone. To get rimmed while recieving a reach around to tickle the ivory.

See also rusty trombone.

Amit blew Christina's mind with a rusty piano.

by AM88 February 10, 2009

Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.

1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon

by dinosauregg July 14, 2009

Rusty Cigarette

A 2 person sex move, in which one partner buzzes their lips on a male's anus, and simultaneously lights their penis on fire.

"So, have you heard that Kevin got third degree burns on his whang? Yeah, he was trying the rusty cigarette with Lisa. He's really regretting the decision, but at least she had some fun."

by Mr. Altosax September 9, 2009

Rusty Jackhammer

The act of removing ur penis during anal sex and standing above ur partners head and trusting it into ur partners throat in a downward angle similiar to the "69" poistion, exept you are standing.

After a long sexapade Gary finished with the rusty jackhammer much to jens dissaproval.

by Alvin the woodpecker February 6, 2010

Rusty Darrell

Chugging a red bull and then licking someone's asshole after they have played DDR

Dude, you just AAA'd Cartoon Heroes, want a Rusty Darrell?

by PQQP December 19, 2009

rusty coin slot

result of one who has not mastered the art of wiping ones own ass correctly; characterized by an ass crack full of shit stains; often results in skid marked under garments, rancid fecal odor and an itchy booty hole

When defecating, I prefer to clean me crap crack with wet wipes, this - in turn - will alleviate me from sporting a rusty coin slot....which, I believe is generally frowned upon

by Rico VonScabdick January 27, 2011

Rusty Halo

When you take a shit and don't wipe and later that day you notice a crusted shit around your rectum resembling a Rusty Halo

Boy 1: Aww man I totally got a bad Rusty Halo
Boy 2: Dude you need to wipe!

by MorningThunder January 28, 2012