A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.
Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?
Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.
Andy: Well shucks.
Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.
Andy: Well shucks.
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When you have both feet and both arms in 4 different peoples arses with there limbs in other peoples arses as scorpions are arachnids and your head up someones anus with another persons head in your anus this is a rusty scorpion king much like in the film the mummy returns this is a combination of a rusty crab and a rusty centaur.
Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.
For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.
Not for the faint hearted.
Requires 15 people atleast.
For an all boy scorpion king it is known as a spikey bellied scorpion king as there are male genitials.
Joe:Aw man last night we were gagging for some rust, I suggested a rusty centaur.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.
Adam:I suggested a rusted crab.
Joe:So after watching the mummy returns we decided that all 15 of us could have some fun thats when Sally came up with the Rusty Scorpion king.
Charlotte:Yeah I wanted to be the main body I can't get enough of that fucking rust.
Evan:I had to sit out cos' there was already 15 people Sally,Adam,Joe,Chris,Rachel,Sam,Ben,Emma,Warren,Jordan,Gaz,Oliver,Hayley,Dave,Jack,Shauna.
Shauna:I had the worst case of liquid rust and lubed everyone up before hand.
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