Roasting

Horny

I’m roasting - I’m horny

by Ybnnickstar June 27, 2018

Pig roast

A pig roast is preformed when a female engages intercourse with two males, one initiates doggy style, while the other recieves head. The result should look like a pig being roasted over a fire.

Guy #1 let's fuck Julia tonight!
Guy #2 ok! But I get to go first!
Guy #1 don't worry about it! We can go at the same time! You get the back and I'll get the mouth!
Julia: like a pig roast! I'm excited! Let's do it!

by The Maxwell October 5, 2009

Boom Roasted

When you dis a person badly u end it with Boom Roasted. Comes from the show, the office.

Micheal- Stanley, you crushed your wife in sex and your heart sucks. Boom Roasted.

by Paco Sanchicho February 7, 2009

sloppy roast beef

stretched out and saggy vaginal lips.

I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.

by Jerry Jelinek May 27, 2008

Urban Rooster

It's the sound of the people in the street beginning two to three hours before the sun rises. It usually starts with random shouting (male drunks) and yelling/screaming (hookers) once they realize the bars have closed and they are caught off-guard being outside in the middle of the street. The 2nd phase is when cabbies screech to a halt and yell obscenities at the aforementioned city dwellers as they wobble in and out of traffic. Phase 3 continues to amp-up the street noise when the 'industrious' homeless begin collecting their cans and bottles from the trash strewn about. (Why the hell do they clink the bottles…don’t they know people are trying to sleep?) Phase 4 picks-up from there when the 'passed-out homeless' wake up and get agitated at everyone previously mentioned, and start yelling & slurring, but making no sense due to their grogginess. The final phase crescendos with police and fire sirens & horns responding to the circus that is taking place 100 feet from your home/condo/apartment. You are now fully awake.

Jim, whay are you so tired? Jim: I barely slept last night, thanks to the Urban Roosters starting up around 3 in the morning!

by Steve 6-15 March 16, 2009

nigger roast

A celebration especially popular in the deep South, more specifically Texas, where white families gather to burn a nigger at the stake.

"Is everyone coming to the nigger roast tonight?"

by jeffco1 August 15, 2008

Romanian Rooster

While having sex in the doggie style position, on the pull out position you bang your head on the back of your partner, making the motion of a rooster pecking at corn.

Colton if you don't shut up i'm gonna romanian rooster your ass.

by dlc90 October 23, 2009