riley bloebaum

A godly and devine being .

Look a Riley Bloebaum is there

by Riley Bloebaum April 21, 2018

Riley

Riley is a smart and independent male. But he is a piece of shit that is too shy to do anything. A fucking retard is what I am and I have lots of ‘friends’. I’m in love but I know that the person that I’m in love with will never love a fucking piece of shit like me. I’m writing this because this is the only way to express my feelings. I hate my life

Riley is a fucking piece of shit that will never know da wae.

by RD3012007 July 23, 2018

Riley

Riley isn’t that bad of a person. She laughs to much. Looks like a dyke, but isn’t. She pretty much wears the same clothes everyday. She’s severely depressed and anxious but pretends she isn’t. Besides those things she’s very caring even though no one cares about her.

“Why does Riley even leave her house? No one wants to look at her.”

by Ripley892 March 10, 2019

Riley robles

Small dick, big head. Also pasty white boy

I am Riley robles and I have a small dick

by Picks us up March 14, 2019

Team Riley

When one is sick and tired of the drama involving Team Jacob and/or Team Edward, and just decides to join Team Riley instead, in search of the next hottest guy in the Twilight series.

Ashley: i'm on team edward.
Brittany: wow, im on team jacob, he's so much hotter.
Ashley: no way guuurl!

*start fighting*
Becca: this is why i'm on team riley, geez

by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

Alyix Riley

Future millionaire, front-women and maybe actor. Also is the best person ever, and probably might change their last name to Knight because why the hell not. (Also is better than everyone else)

#ALYIX RILEY: let me be the next awsten knight smh

by xoalyix November 11, 2020

Hyper_Riley

a man online with huge massive testicles and eats bricks for breakfast his nuts are prolly the size of your head and yet he loves you at the same time no homo tho

"yo have you seen Hyper_Riley" "oh the dude with massive nuts yeah"

by hugeman42069 May 13, 2022